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New Join Types Discovered

I spent a good chunk of my day today reworking SQL queries, and while doing so I discovered two join types I'd never encountered before.

• The INNERT JOIN is guaranteed to produce no rows. It is useful when you want to be sure your query does nothing, i.e. it's inert.

• The LEFT OVER JOIN returns any rows that would not have been returned by a LEFT OUTER join, i.e. rows that were... well, left over.

I think I need to take a break...
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Ok, so at this point, the best I can do is bad jokes and link collections. Real content will resume next week. I hope. • "The Drizzle project is building a database optimized for Cloud and Net applications. It is being designed for massive concu
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This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. I was nearly crying.
Guess that makes me a database geek...
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